Very interesting - next time take a camera and give us close-ups of the bloodied participants, plus the furniture and crockery littering the floor - not to mention what food dishes containing unusual extras look like! A word of warning - the kitchen will contain implements probably manufactured in Sheffield, so do not be too quick interceding and joining in the mayhem, wait until the police arrive - time spent in a chinese lock-up will not be a part of the culture you will want to be associated with!