A great post and very funny. I particluarly liked the primate gag! Wow - you've set the scene really well... One question - are you able to afford the western goods in all those American stores or is it considerably more expensive there? Sorry to be gready but I want photos of all those things you mentioned in your blog - Pools of fish, chicken leg arrangements, and line dancing. You see my imagination isn't very good. That's why I like glossy magazines so much.