This is me bravely posing on a crumbling segment of the western section of the Great Wall of China. Mere moments after this photograph was taken, the ruins gave way, sending me plummeting to Earth in a jumble of ancient bricks and sand. Fortunately my cat-like reflexes and almost superhuman agility came to my rescue and I pirouetted gracefully and safely out of harms way, landing softly and not even bothering to dust myself off.